Monday, February 19, 2007

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The 3rd century Roman Catholic church concocted the Council of Nicea
for the purpose of turning Christianity into a moneymaking business.
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Thus, came all their tall hats, pompous men in fancy costumes
swinging pots of burning incense, and at least 40 fictional "saints"
which they literally invented for people to worship and pray to, so
they could cause them to be willing to purchase medals, statues,
trinkets, and various other pieces of extremely high profit junk it
claimed was related to the "saints" which they had literally invented
for the sole purpose of making money.
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As part of this demonic scheme, the Roman GOVERNMENT kidnapped
Ignatius, who was at the time the Bishop of Antioch, TURKEY, who, in
his Second Epistle to the Church of Antioch condemned the very idea
of the "trinity doctrine" as being proposed by ministers of SATAN.
They had Roman soldiers literally drag him kicking and screaming all
the way to Rome, then coerced him to become the first POPE of what
was to be the Roman Catholic church. They told their members he
(Ignatius) was the "true messenger of God", and that they HAD to
listen to, and obey, every word Ignatius said, because HE (Ignatius)
was in fact GOD on earth! Thus, Ignatius became a traitor to all the
things he knew to be a fact, and to all the years he had spent
teaching the "trinity" doctrine to be satanic, so he could become a
worldly known leader of a new but very large church.
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Thereafter, came the purely legendary, but well known by the church,
to be literally NON EXISTENT, "saint" Christopher. Ole saint Chris,
whom they told people was EIGHTEEN FEET TALL, and had the head of a DOG. The church then declared him to be the "patron" saint of any activity they could come up with, from riding in a boat to crushing watermelons. The church used this "legend" as an excuse to get its members to buy the junk they claimed was in some way related to Ole saint Chris.
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However, since ancient people had little or no money, having just
one "saint" to purchase related junk about would never make it any
real cash, so the church as well invented FORTY OTHER such "saints" which it then advised its members they had to buy all the junk it claimed was related to THESE so called "saints". Thus, came Mary, Joseph, and these other forty people whom prior to the church's lies and all out fabrications, had nevrer had anything at all to do with the PURPOSE of Christ on earth.

For details on the literal "invention" of Ole "saint" Chris to make
money, you might read the pages at:
http://www.america-in-prophecy.org/INVOLECHRISKKKK.html



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Warning you in advance that we are fully aware that many who read this page will drop their jaw, and pause for some time, at various points made in the following text, because they cannot in their minds fathom that a church who claims to represent THE MOST HIGH GOD and HIS only Begotten Son, would call meetings and maliciously organize to purposely set out to blatantly LIE to them for the purpose of conning them out of their money, and to deceive their very soul, with no fear of THE MOST HIGH GOD themselves, as they conspire to outright cheat them.
WELL, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG !



The matter we will describe involves the entity known as "Saint" Christopher whom, as a Catholic saint had to be rigorously investigated by the "Cardinals" of the Roman Catholic Church - FOR A PERIOD OF SEVERAL YEARS, just as the entity well known and respected "Mother" Theresa, who in deed devoted her very life to serving the people of India, had to have her entire LIFE investigated by the CARDINALS of the Catholic church of ROME, who's incredibly thorough investigation which literally takes YEARS, must then be scrutinized beyond belief by the POPE himself, before any person can be cannonized (declared to be a saint by the Roman Catholic Church). The process of being declared a "saint" by the Roman Catholic Church therefore takes SEVERAL YEARS, and must pass mustard (muster) by every high official including the POPE. (can't have a hot-dog-headed saint without mustard) (L O L)



So, what you are reading could not have happened by oversight or mistake !
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Therefore, what we will now document from history COULD NOT HAVE TAKEN PLACE AT ALL, without the entire heirachy of the*ENTIRE*Roman Catholic Church, TO INCLUDE THE POPE, not only KNOWING about it in advance, but purposefully and maliciously conspiring to con its world wide membership out of their money, no matter what lies the Catholic Church later conjured up to try to claim it was an innocent mistake years later, after they ALL got caught RED HANDED doing just exactly that. To Wit:

As we said, the matter described above didn't really "take place" until the advent of the wide use of the automobile in the 1930's and 1940's, when someone in the Catholic Church saw an opportunity for the church to make BILLIONS of dollars. All they had to agree on to do it was for ALL of their heirachy, TO INCLUDE THE POPE, agree to lie through their teeth, which obviously took no time or effort at all, for ALL of them to conspire amongst themselves to do.

So, with nothing but gargantuous dollar signs dancing in their heads, KNOWING THAT OLE "SAINT" CHRIS WAS NOTHING BUT A MYTH, ALL of these Catholic officials had to do, was remind world wide membership that ole saint Christopher had been declared their church's "patron saint" for all travelers, and insist that all Catholics keep one of their often "not so cheap" statues on the dashboard of every car, to obtain ole chris's heavenly blessing,which of course the church, without so much as a guilty conscience, boldly sold BILLIONS of dollars worth to its members, who were being all but coerced to buy one.

But statues of ole saint chris were only a small part of the church's out and out disgraceful, outrageous, and absolutely just plain demonic, "saint" christopher products. Their were "saint" christopher medals, cards, first class relics which the "Holy Roman Catholic Church" itself proudly and quite boldly proclaimed to ME had physically touched ole saint chris himself (for which I myself paid exactly one hundred dollars for the one the church told ME I needed in order to be "safe" while driving my car as a teen), but of course there was yet another ten dollar charge to pay the parish priest for blessing it.



Before we continue, its important to know that this is not a "story" that is being written out of contempt for the Catholic Church, because we as writers HAVE no such contempt. It is instead being written out of the documented facts which recorded HISTORY has well substantiated.



Having said that, and having clearly established that the "Holy Roman Catholic Church" used the MYTH of ole "saint Christopher to literally screw its world-wide members out of BILLIONS of dollars by just plain flat out conspiritorially LYING to them, let's take a little closer LOOK at what the "Holy" Roman Catholic Church knew about ole saint Chris while they were using him to STEAL all these BILLIONS of dollars from their members on a world-wide scale, by LYING to them.

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