Funny arguments

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it is best for a
laugh...laugh out!!!

Thought 1

Life isn't fair to men.

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and
the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and
the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of -
- twenty years of having his mother ask him where he
is going;
- forty years of having his wife ask the same
question;
- and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice
from behind:
"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on
your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of
him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a
while he was going to cross the road. Once again the
voice shouted:
"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car
will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came
careening around the corner, barely missing
him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were
you when I got married?"