Monday, February 19, 2007

What is important?.. Is it Shilpa Shetty?

So behold we have another WORLD Crisis….Coz poor Shilpa Shetty is being victimized on the Oh-So-classy Big Brother…..in simpler words for all you not-so-alarmed people out there…she is being Racially discriminated against …. Oh-the-disaster !!!! what will we do??? How will we survive??? HELP!!

So this was the top story of the week.. hell it is so important that this can be easily said to the top story of the year…!!! And its only January

Let me give you a glimpse of all the other not-so-important stories that we are constantly bombarded with

Dafur – 400,000 people dead

- This is termed as one of the most gruesome periods in the region. 400,000 dead, and countless displaced. Have you heard?? Thousands of orphaned children, and incidents of rape and murder are a common site.

In the name of ethnic cleansing, Arab militiamen, known as the Janjaweed, are massacering the people of Dafur. The Janjaweed have terrorized the Darfur region by raping women, burning villages, killing Muslim religious leaders, destroying mosques, ruining food stocks, and murdering men women and children alike.

But hey this is not as horrfying as SHILPA SHETTY being called a 'PAKI'……Save Shetty ….screw Dafur…its not that Important.

Iraq – Almost a civil war – Yeah here is another not-so-important piece of news that we hear about everyday. According to the site http://www.iraqbodycount.org/ around 60,00 Iraqis are dead, some wonderful stats can be found also on http://www.icasualties.org/oif/

The Sunnis kill the Shias, who kill the Sunnis back, till each of them have bodies piled up in stacks, and blood everywhere, dismembered parts lying for the dogs and other scavengers to find. In this wonderful situation also throw in the inherent hatered for Kurds and wht you have my friends is present day Iraq.

And to top it all off, the US is planning to deploy 20,000 more troops to the region for sacrifice (oops!!)…oh I mean to stabilize the region.

But SHILPA SHETTY being called a DOG…How dare they!!!!...hey media…stop boring us with Iraq…tell us more about the DOG incident

India – Reservation Issue – So the bill has been passed, and the polititians have included the Creamy layer, just to ensure that there is no doubt left in our minds as to who exactly this reservation policy is to benefit.

Thousands of students whose voice of reason was met with brutal police force stand witness to exaclty how deaf our political system has become to the real isssues faced by a citizen.

It works in Tamilnadu they say 69% reservation!! So why cannot 50% work in the country???? In Tamilnadu they count 80% of the population as Minority !! so the 20% so-called-upper class are still Majority over the 80% minority???? Hmmm

So now that the bill has been passed and merit rendered useless, we can rejoice coz the foundation has been laid for mediocracy

Still this is not as important as SHILPA SHETTY being called a FAKE….she and fake…NEVER…poor thing!

Global Warming – Doomsday is approaching -

So the Ice shelves are melting, a gigantic piece the size of 11,000 football fields, just broke away from the Canadian mainland in record time. The Artic Ice has shrunk by 250 million acres.

60,000 people die every year from the effects of global warming, from malaria to malnutrition, children in developing nations seemingly the most vulnerable. These numbers could almost double by 2020. Severe weather patters emerging all around the globe, Floods in Thailand, Hurricanes in America, Typhoons in the East. Hundreds and thousands of people without food water or shelter, and so many on the other extreme living in conditions of drought

Not Important!!! What is important is that SHILPA SHETTY is crying…!!! God I cant stand it!!

So shrug aside the bodies found in the Nithari connection, the many children molested and killed; But please cover every precious drop that cascade down SHILPA SHETTY's cheeks.

Don't tell me about the million of children who are financially exploited as labor, denied and education and robbed of their childhood. But do tell me how hurt SHILPA SHETTY was when the housemates rejected her Chicken

Don't tell me about the about the father and mother who cannot afford to spend time with their kids coz they barely can afford to survive on both their salaries…But please publicize the measly 3 Crores that SHILPA SHETTY is getting paid to go thru this torture . (Somebody please start a petition to pay that poor girl atleast 15-20 Crores…she deserves better)

Shilpa is constantly taunted, because she has SERVANTS, she is taunted about her accent. But thank god the Indian government has taken up the issue….how could they have been blind to the utmost important issue for so long…I demand answers!!!

And………..I rest my Case!!!!

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