PJ's

Beer Test

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. -- No further testing is planned.
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Brain Surgery

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There was a guy who neede brain surgery. The doctor told him that there was a man's brain for 500,000 dollars and a woman's brain for 200,000 dollars.

The guy went home and discussed it with his wife on what they should do. When he told her the prices for the brains, she became a little offended.

She went in to the doctor and asked him why the woman's brain costs less and the doctor simply replied, "Because it's been used more."

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Conversation between boy and girl

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Conversation between a boy and girl......

Girl : If there were no women in the world, who would be there to stitch your pant buttons?

Boy : If there were no women in the world, why should we wear pants?

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Dishwasher

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Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

A: Slap her

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Just an Act?

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A question every woman asks herself daily:
"Why do men always have to act so stupid?"

Answer: "Who says they're acting?"

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NASA

Why did NASA send a woman into space?

She was 30 lbs lighter than a dishwasher

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Pressure

Question: Do you know why men fart more then women?

Answer: Women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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The World

In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Later he created men and rested. Soon he created women and from then on neither God nor man has rested

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