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Saturday, July 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Absolutely Funny!
Eight year old Sally brought her report card from school...
Her marks were good! Mostly A's and a couple of B's...
However her teacher had written at the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in the school. I have an idea I'm going to try which I think may break her of the habit..."
Sally's dad signed her report card leaving a note at the back.
"Please let me know if that idea works on Sally because i would like to try it on her mother..."
Her marks were good! Mostly A's and a couple of B's...
However her teacher had written at the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in the school. I have an idea I'm going to try which I think may break her of the habit..."
Sally's dad signed her report card leaving a note at the back.
"Please let me know if that idea works on Sally because i would like to try it on her mother..."
Funny Husband And Wife Joke!
A man and his wife were lying in bed one night when the hubby noticed that his wife had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million Women Want."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages,
His wife was a little annoyed.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."
He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages,
His wife was a little annoyed.
"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."
Reactions Of a Fresh Engineering Graduate... Funny Visual Joke!
Got a call letter from that company!!
I've cleared the interview...:-)
Training Days...
Oops! Work...Work...Work...!!!
Yeah! Got Promotion...Now a PM...!
I've cleared the interview...:-)
Training Days...
Oops! Work...Work...Work...!!!
Yeah! Got Promotion...Now a PM...!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Laloo- The Great Detective
A policeman was testing Laloo Ji, Manmohan Ji and Atal Ji who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recogonizing a suspect, he shows Manmohan Ji a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect how would you recogonize him?”
Manmohan Ji answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he has only one eye!”
Policeman says,”Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture to Atal Ji and asks him, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
Atal Ji smiles and says, ”Ha… He’d be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course he has only one eye and ear showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ”
Extremely Frustated at this point, he shows the picture o Laloo Ji and in a very Testy voice asks, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer”
Laloo Ji looks the picture intently for a moment and says, ” The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman was surprised and dumbstruck because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his PC, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it Mr.Laloo…it’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses…good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?”
Laloo Ji replied, ”That’s very easy…he can’t wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear…:)”
Police man,”:O ?!??! :(”
To test their skills in recogonizing a suspect, he shows Manmohan Ji a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect how would you recogonize him?”
Manmohan Ji answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he has only one eye!”
Policeman says,”Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture to Atal Ji and asks him, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
Atal Ji smiles and says, ”Ha… He’d be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course he has only one eye and ear showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ”
Extremely Frustated at this point, he shows the picture o Laloo Ji and in a very Testy voice asks, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer”
Laloo Ji looks the picture intently for a moment and says, ” The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman was surprised and dumbstruck because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his PC, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it Mr.Laloo…it’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses…good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?”
Laloo Ji replied, ”That’s very easy…he can’t wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear…:)”
Police man,”:O ?!??! :(”
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