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More PJ's

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................



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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when
all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri
fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???


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Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"





Whatz a (P + i J)?









- A "complex poor joke"


Why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?

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- Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.



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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
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"So, which platform are you working on?"










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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot.
Why?





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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Interesting questions

# The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't even see it. What is it?

# There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

# What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

# Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

# What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

# How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

# Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of the egg *is* white"?


Answers:

Coffin, “incorrectly”, Temperature, Mt. Everest. It wasn’t discovered yet, “One word”, Both are wrong. The Yolk of an egg is yellow!

Quiz

1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?

2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?

3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?

4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?

5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"

6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?

7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-
India
210/3 with Vengsarkar 94*. Match abandoned. Why?

8. Who is the only man to have written the National Anthems for two
different countries?

9. From what four word ex-pression does the word `goodbye` derive?

10. How was Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu better known?

11. Name the only other country to have got independence on Aug 15th?

12. Why was James Bond Associated with the Number 007?

13. Who faced the first ball in the first ever One day match?

14. Which cricketer played for South Africa before it was banned from
international cricket and later represented Zimbabwe?

15. The faces of which four Presidents are carved at Mt.Rushmore?

16. Which is the only country that is surrounded from all sides by only
one
country (other than Vatican)?

17. Which is the only sport which is not allowed to play left handed?


Answers

1. Google is written in Asynchronous java-script and XML, or its acronym
Ajax.

2. Yet Another Hierarchy of Officious Oracle

3. ADIDAS- All Day I Dream About Sports

4. Satellite Television Asian Region

5. Industrial credit and Investments Corporation of India

6. A baker's dozen consists of 13 items - 1 more than the items in a
normal
dozen

7. That match was abandoned after ppl heard the news of indira gandhi
being
killed.

8. Rabindranath Tagore who wrote national anthem for two different
countries
one is our 's National anthem and another one is for Bangladesh-(Amar
Sonar
Bangla)

9. Goodbye comes from the ex-pression: 'god be with you'.

10. Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu is none other Mother Teresa.

11. South Korea.

12. Because 007 is the ISD code for Russia (or the USSR, as it was known
during the cold war)

13. Geoffrey Boycott

14. John Traicos

15. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham
Lincoln

16. Lesotho surrounded from all sides by South Africa.

17. Polo