Laloo- The Great Detective

A policeman was testing Laloo Ji, Manmohan Ji and Atal Ji who were training to become detectives.

To test their skills in recogonizing a suspect, he shows Manmohan Ji a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

“This is your suspect how would you recogonize him?”

Manmohan Ji answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he has only one eye!”

Policeman says,”Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture to Atal Ji and asks him, “How would you recognize this suspect?”

Atal Ji smiles and says, ”Ha… He’d be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!”

The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course he has only one eye and ear showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ”

Extremely Frustated at this point, he shows the picture o Laloo Ji and in a very Testy voice asks, “How would you recognize this suspect?”

He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer”

Laloo Ji looks the picture intently for a moment and says, ” The suspect wears contact lenses.”

The policeman was surprised and dumbstruck because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.

“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his PC, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

“Wow! I can’t believe it Mr.Laloo…it’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses…good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?”

Laloo Ji replied, ”That’s very easy…he can’t wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear…:)”

Police man,”:O ?!??! :(”

Laloo joke -- Lost in translation

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.