Science Joke -- Newton's tricks

Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven...... ......

They decide to play hide-n-seek. ........

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den......... ..

He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein.... ........

Einstein's counting

1, 2, 3......97, 98, 99.... ..100....... .

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front....... .

Einstein says " Newton 's out. Newton 's....out. ...."

Newton denies and says I am not out........

He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton ...

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter
squared.....

That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .

Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm
Pascal,

Therefore Pascal is OUT......... ..!

Newton's laws of romance

Universal law of Love:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "


First law of Love:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external
agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."


Second law of Love:


The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."


Third law of Love:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Understand the requirements -- Y2k - cool joke!

Report from Banta Singh to his manager:


Dear Sir,

Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change.

We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect your new standards:

Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December

As well as:

Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak.

I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? We'll await your direction."

Very Sincerely,


Banta.S
Y2K Project Leader