Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Showing posts with label India. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Friday, March 9, 2007
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Indian culture - too good!
A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. What happened to the Indians????
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island,the following was
observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. What happened to the Indians????
scroll down......
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!
Monday, February 26, 2007
Laloo joke -- Lost in translation
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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