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Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Mona Lisa On World Tour... Hilarious Visual Joke
Monalisa is on world tour...
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After 1 week in Africa...
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Funniest Divorce
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These past two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >
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Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago!
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that MY SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said > that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These past two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >
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Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to my mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago!
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that MY SISTER had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
My lawyer said > that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
Computer Jokes... Five Reasons Why Computers Must Be Female...
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
5.- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
4.- Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3.- The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2.- The message, "Bad command or filename", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
1.- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Short and Sweet Kids Jokes
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. Why did the tomato blush?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
Short Lawyer Jokes
Short Lawyer Jokes
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
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A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, "Now got into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"
"Well, dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody get up in a croud and shout frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?' "
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money."
"Why do you say that?"
"Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school. He graduated with honors, and then went home to join his father's firm. At the end of his first day at work he rushed into his father's office, and said, "Father, father, in one day I broke the accident case that you've been working on for ten years!"
His father responded: "You idiot, we lived on the funding of that case for ten years!"
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A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, "Now got into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"
"Well, dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody get up in a croud and shout frantically, 'Is there a lawyer in the house?' "
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer
Funniest Joke
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
Monday, June 23, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
வாழ்கை thathuvam - Hilarious tamil proverbs
1. இன்னைக்குத் தூங்கினா நாளைக்கு எந்திரிக்கலாம். ஆனால் நாளைக்குத் தூங்கினா இன்னைக்கு எந்திரிக்க முடியுமா?
2. பஸ்சுல கலெக்டரே ஏறினாலும், முதல் சீட்டு டிரைவருக்குத் தான்.
3. சைக்கிள் கேரியர்ல டிபன் கேரியரை வெச்சி எடுத்துட்டுப் போகலாம். ஆனால் டிபன் கேரியர்லே சைக்கிளை வெச்சு எடுத்துட்டுப் போக முடியாது
4. டிக்கெட் வாங்கிட்டு உள்ளே போனா அது சினிமா தியேட்டர். ஆனால் உள்ளே போய்ட்டு டிக்கெட் வாங்கினா அது ஆபரேஷன் தியேட்டர்.
5. என்னதான் மீனுக்கு நீந்தத் தெரிஞ்சாலும், அதால மீன் குழம்புலே நீந்த முடியாது.
6. அயர்ன் பாக்ஸ்லே அயர்ன் பண்ண முடியும். ஆனா பென்சில் பாக்ஸ்லே பென்சில் பண்ண முடியுமா? இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை.
7. நீ என்ன தான் காஸ்ட்லி மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும், அதுல எவ்வளவு தான் ரீசார்ஜ் பண்ணாலும், உன்னால உனக்கு கால் பண்ண முடியாது.
8. க்ரீம் பிஸ்கட்லே க்ரீம் இருக்கும், ஆனா நாய் பிஸ்கட்லே நாய் இருக்குமா?
9. ஒரு எறும்பு நினைச்சா 1000 யானைகளைக் கடிக்கும். ஆனால் 1000 யானைகள் நினைச்சாலும் ஒரு எறும்பைக் கூட கடிக்க முடியாது.
10. குவார்ட்டர் அடிச்சிட்டு குப்புற படுக்கலாம். ஆனால் குப்புற படுத்துக்கிட்டு குவார்ட்டர் அடிக்க முடியாது.
11. செல்போனுலே பாலன்ஸ் இல்லைன்னா கால் பண்ண முடியாது. ஆனால் மனுசனுக்கு கால் இல்லைன்னா பாலன்ஸ் பண்ண முடியாது.
12. ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன்லே போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்கலாம். ஆனால் போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்லே ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்க முடியாது.
13. என்னதான் கராத்தேயிலே பிளாக் பெல்ட் வாங்கினாலும், சொறி நாய் தொரத்தினா ஓடித்தான் ஆகணும்.
2. பஸ்சுல கலெக்டரே ஏறினாலும், முதல் சீட்டு டிரைவருக்குத் தான்.
3. சைக்கிள் கேரியர்ல டிபன் கேரியரை வெச்சி எடுத்துட்டுப் போகலாம். ஆனால் டிபன் கேரியர்லே சைக்கிளை வெச்சு எடுத்துட்டுப் போக முடியாது
4. டிக்கெட் வாங்கிட்டு உள்ளே போனா அது சினிமா தியேட்டர். ஆனால் உள்ளே போய்ட்டு டிக்கெட் வாங்கினா அது ஆபரேஷன் தியேட்டர்.
5. என்னதான் மீனுக்கு நீந்தத் தெரிஞ்சாலும், அதால மீன் குழம்புலே நீந்த முடியாது.
6. அயர்ன் பாக்ஸ்லே அயர்ன் பண்ண முடியும். ஆனா பென்சில் பாக்ஸ்லே பென்சில் பண்ண முடியுமா? இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை.
7. நீ என்ன தான் காஸ்ட்லி மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும், அதுல எவ்வளவு தான் ரீசார்ஜ் பண்ணாலும், உன்னால உனக்கு கால் பண்ண முடியாது.
8. க்ரீம் பிஸ்கட்லே க்ரீம் இருக்கும், ஆனா நாய் பிஸ்கட்லே நாய் இருக்குமா?
9. ஒரு எறும்பு நினைச்சா 1000 யானைகளைக் கடிக்கும். ஆனால் 1000 யானைகள் நினைச்சாலும் ஒரு எறும்பைக் கூட கடிக்க முடியாது.
10. குவார்ட்டர் அடிச்சிட்டு குப்புற படுக்கலாம். ஆனால் குப்புற படுத்துக்கிட்டு குவார்ட்டர் அடிக்க முடியாது.
11. செல்போனுலே பாலன்ஸ் இல்லைன்னா கால் பண்ண முடியாது. ஆனால் மனுசனுக்கு கால் இல்லைன்னா பாலன்ஸ் பண்ண முடியாது.
12. ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன்லே போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்கலாம். ஆனால் போலீஸ் ஸ்டேஷன்லே ரயில்வே ஸ்டேஷன் இருக்க முடியாது.
13. என்னதான் கராத்தேயிலே பிளாக் பெல்ட் வாங்கினாலும், சொறி நாய் தொரத்தினா ஓடித்தான் ஆகணும்.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Hilarious joke -- Must Read
An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prizewinner wrote: "My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
1) Religion 2) Royalty 3) Sex 4) Mystery
The prizewinner wrote: "My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
Science Joke -- Newton's tricks
Once all the scientists die and go to
heaven...... ......
They decide to play hide-n-seek. ........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den......... ..
He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein.... ........
Einstein's counting
1, 2, 3......97, 98, 99.... ..100....... .
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front....... .
Einstein says " Newton 's out. Newton 's....out. ...."
Newton denies and says I am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton ...
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter
squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .
Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm
Pascal,
Therefore Pascal is OUT......... ..!
heaven...... ......
They decide to play hide-n-seek. ........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the
den......... ..
He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start
searching... ..
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it
right in front of Einstein.... ........
Einstein's counting
1, 2, 3......97, 98, 99.... ..100....... .
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
front....... .
Einstein says " Newton 's out. Newton 's....out. ...."
Newton denies and says I am not out........
He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that
he is not Newton ...
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter
squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared..... .
Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm
Pascal,
Therefore Pascal is OUT......... ..!
Hilarious joke -- Pay attention to a doctor!
First-year students at Medical College were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"!!!!!!
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"!!!!!!
Friday, March 9, 2007
Humorous quotes!
1. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I
can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
2. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
3. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! -- Doug Larson
4. A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton
5. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized
that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
me. -- Erno Philips
6. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
7. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
8. Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
9. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
10. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
11. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
12. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
13. If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry
you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
14. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
15. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong
16. Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
17. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
18. In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found
out. -- Joey Adams
19. I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds
out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
20. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already
born ? -- Benny Hill
can't remember the other two... -- Sir Norman Wisdom
2. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe
3. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! -- Doug Larson
4. A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton
5. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized
that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive
me. -- Erno Philips
6. I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. -- Robert Paul
7. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to
walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller
8. Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
9. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
10. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers
11. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
12. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen
13. If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry
you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
14. I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Allen
15. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong
16. Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
17. Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -- Wendell Johnson
18. In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found
out. -- Joey Adams
19. I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds
out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman
20. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already
born ? -- Benny Hill
Gorilla hunter - Awesome joke!
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean huge dog.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers."
He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean huge dog.
"What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to grab the gorilla's testicles and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
Monday, March 5, 2007
Funny!
Math's Teacher: If you have 12 choclates and you
Give 5 to Priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to Kavitha
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
Give 5 to Priya,
3 to Anita and
4 to Kavitha
Then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
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