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Monday, March 5, 2007

Personality test

PERSONALITY TEST

Very interesting. Just 3 questions and the answers will surprise you.


Do not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. Do not cheat.

A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along.

There are only four questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along. You will need it at the end. This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self. Give an answer for each item.

1. Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference.
Cow Tiger Sheep Horse Pig

2. Write one word that describes each one of the following:

Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Sea

3. Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate them to the following colours (do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each colour.)

Yellow Orange Red White Green

Finished? Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT.


Look at the interpretations below:

1. This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER

Tiger Signifies PRIDE

Sheep Signifies LOVE

Horse Signifies FAMILY

Pig Signifies MONEY

2. Your description of dog implies your own personality.

Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.

Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.

Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.

Your description of the sea implies your own life.

3. Yellow: Someone you will never forget

Orange: Someone you consider your true friend

Red: Someone that you really love

White: Your twin soul

Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest
of your life

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Inititative matters!

Some years ago, three brothers left the farm to work in the city. They were all hired by the same company at the same pay. Three years later, Jim was being paid $500 a month, Frank was receiving $1,000, but George was now making $1,500.

Their father decided to visit the employer. He listened to the confused father and said, "I will let the boys explain for themselves."

Jim was summoned to the supervisor's office and was told, "Jim, I understand the Far East Importers has just brought in a large transport plane loaded with Japanese import goods. Will you please go over to the airport and get a cargo inventory?"

Three minutes later, Jim returned to the office. "The cargo was one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," Jim reported. "I got the information over the telephone from a member of the crew."

When Jim left, Frank, the $1,000 a month brother, was called. "Frank," said the supervisor, "I wish you'd go out to the airport and get an inventory of the cargo plane which was just brought in by Far East Importers."

An hour later, Frank was back in the office with a list showing that the plane carried 1,000 bolts of Japanese silk, 500 transistor radios, and 1,000 hand painted bamboo trays. George, the $1,500 a month brother, was given identical instructions. Working hours were over when he finally returned.

"The transport plane carried one thousand bolts of Japanese silk," he began. "It was on sale at sixty dollars a bolt, so I took a two-day option on the whole lot. I have wired a designer in New York offering the silk at seventy-five dollars a bolt. I expect to have the order tomorrow. I also found five hundred transistor radios, which I sold over the telephone at a profit of $2.30 each. There were a thousand bamboo trays, but they were of poor quality, so I didn't try to do anything with them."

When George left the office, the employer smiled. "You probably noticed," he said, "that Jim doesn't do what he's told, Frank does only what he'd told, but George does without being told."

The future is full of promise for one who shows initiative.

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The guy posted his resume as an animated musical on the net and he was hired by Microsoft Graphics team

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Think different... Achieve better!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Moles and what they say about you

The Chinese Almanac, also known as the Tung Shu, is commonly known as a book of auspicious and inauspicious dates, but there is so much more to the Tung Shu than that. It is a vast mine of information relating to astrology, codes and symbols, derived by the wise sages and philosophers of ancient China. In this issue, we bring to you the secrets from the almanac regarding moles on your face and what they mean depending on which part of your face they appear.



First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face. Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are the only one. If your face if full of spots, or "little" moles, they do not count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.



Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives ! you charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should you decide to remove it, you will find yours! elf becoming calmer and more at peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth luck, but this can only be fully realized! if you follow your heart rather than stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will constantly be under strain because! of a tendency to overspend. You also have a penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile, someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert your charms, or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren. You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well. Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some tolerance!

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure, and have a very observant eye.

Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become big-headed about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters, as your mole prefers you to stay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many ! good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in history either as a great or as a tyrant.

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink t! hroughout your life. This mole also brings fame and recognition .

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company, you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and fruitful life!

Sun signs and Software professionals

Aries - March 21 - April 19

The software professionals belonging to this sign are hard working and

sincere. Though they second the Taureans in hard work, they are intelligent in

their approach. They tend to display strong leadership, and their extroverted

and assertive natures let them lead the new cycle eagerly. They have humour

in their programming style and deepest concern for finishing a project. They

are dynamic and active, as befits the beginning of any project cycle. As long

as the boss gives them work and good salary, they are happy. If the

organization is not doing good, they are the first to know about it and they exit

immediately.

Taurus - April 20 - May 20

The most hard working people of all the signs. They are among the strongest

Signs when it comes to getting things done because of their reliable

persistence in moving toward completion of projects. On the other hand, they

can be very stubborn and argumentative. Though they are clumsy at their

work, they get it done. They show the deepest respect to their bosses but

hate them when they are ordered. They can work just on any platform and

language given small amount of learning time. They can withstand failure on

any projects but they undergo a little depression. They do not bother how the

organization is doing as long as they get good work and good salary.

They accommodate changes very easily.

Gemini - May 21 - June 21

These also flirt here. They talk more than what they know and form very bad

programmers. They are fascinated with gathering as much information as

possible, and their facility as communicators - both written and verbal - arises

from this need. They see the problem earlier than any other Sign can. They are

adaptable and able to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously, and they know

how to reason with people, but they may lack follow-through or seem

ungrateful. They tend to use management jargon with young people around

them. They feel jealous when somebody in their group knows more and

achieves more than them. They get their job done by hook or by crook. They

don't mind getting the work done through somebody and once they get it done

they claim the title. They show deep respect for people who help them. They

change jobs easily and they fare very well in interviews. Geminis cannot be

trusted for more than a year. They are very impractical and cannot get along

well with practical signs like Aries, Taurus.

Cancer - June 22 - July 22

The most emotional of all signs does posses the management skill more than

that of a programmer. They can manage projects and they have appreciation

for good software professionals. Though they themselves do not form good

software professionals, they motivate/demotivate their fellow people. They

can argue on any matter easily and win over it either through a practical

approach or emotionally. They play intelligently when given a task. They also,

like Gemini, get the work done through colleagues once they know they are

not capable. They are very honest and if they can't do a job they will tell you

straight in the face. They feel embarrassed when they feel they are unable to

do, when a colleague can do it easily. They are also jealous when they see

people growing around them. They try hard to be on par with everybody else.

They stay for a long time in a company only if they get more respect than what

they deserve.

Leo - July 23 - August 23

The creative software professionals. They know how what works and how to

get it done in the shortest time. They show their flamboyance in whatever

work they do. Though most Leos don't prefer Software, the ones that are in

would not like to be in it. They would prefer to be outside where they can

show other talents which they posses. Leos may be arrogant or egotistical,

but they are good organizers and tend to be popular and even inspiring. Leos

tend to be self-centered and more concerned with personal popularity rather

than group goals and sharing of ideas. Despite their tendency to patronizingly

interfere in others' plans, they are leaders, confident and dignified. Despite

their tendency toward bossiness, the natural leadership of people born under

Leo and their administrative prowess helps ensure that their projects are

successful. As leaders, Leos are decisive and direct, optimistic that they will

succeed. Sometimes they exaggerate problems and overreact to stumbling

blocks, but generally they are positive and their natural pride and the stubborn

streak keeps them from giving up. They can be demanding leaders, but they

are also generous. Leos could not be generalized as far as their personal

behavior goes. Its up to you to know whether they can be trusted.

Virgo - August 24 - September 22

Virgo, the sharing mind. They let out whatever they know to others. They

grow in a organization easily. Virgo brings their skills and talents together for

the good of others. Virgo are industrious and efficient when working for a good

cause. They are shy and nervous when they want to say something of

importance though. They are unable to demonstrate that they know. But they

are practical and logical, and they're skilled at seeing all sides of a situation.

Virgos tend to be about smaller-scale projects and individuals. They are very

good at understanding what people are saying beneath the surface words of

their communication. Detailed and precise, people born under Virgo tend to be

neat and exacting, but sometimes petty and overly fussy. At the other end of

the scale, some Virgos can be sloppy. They are reliable, practical, and diligent,

but they can sometimes seem picky or over-critical to people who aren't as

discriminating as they are.The don't tend to do well in projects that require

many interactions and people involvement. Though there are lot

contradictions, the summary is that they can be good at things that are small

given a lot of time for implementation. They may worry too much about small

details, and they can seem demanding and critical. Their nature and attention

to duty can seem like nit-picking pettiness if the people around them don't

understand Virgo's desire perfection.

Libra - September 23 - October 22

Best people to work with in large scale project activity. They form the best

middle level co-ordinators in projects and bring harmony amongst all. They try

to bring justice but can be persuaded by anybody to any side They don't have

a clear balance in what they do. But when they are given a schedule you can

be sure that a Libran will succeed in that. They are very demanding as far as

money goes. Its important that a Libran never gets bored, because if he is so,

he is out of everything. He will not do a single task when his mood is off.

Libra's intellectual orientation to the world around them makes them skilled at

communication and reasoning, and their intelligence combines with their

interest in other people to become an intellectual explorer of the people

around them. Because their efforts are mentally rather than emotionally

motivated, Librans tend to be very judicial; they are good at diplomacy and

compromise. Because they are generally reluctant to face confrontation,

people born under Libra learn to be persuasive, courteous, and adaptable. But

this may also make them seem cold and unemotional or manipulative They are

team workers, skilled at cooperative action, but they can also be self-doubting.

They are trustworthy for long times as long as they have a good working

atmosphere.

Scorpio - October 23 - November 21

The most intuitive software professionals. They do not like to be controlled by

others and often tend to be the bosses even if they aren't one. If things go

wrong they just quit. If a project doesn't seem to go well and they are in a

tight spot they just abscond and never come back. But if they make their mind

( 8% of the Scorpios they tend to be stubborn, refusing to give up when others

have long since gotten bored and abandoned a project, and getting things

done when no one else thought it possible. They have their own schedule and

they work on it. They are not adaptable to group situations and tend to be

what they are. They are very secretive in what ever they do. They are highly

revengeful and will strike when somebody steps in their way. But most

Scorpios are misunderstood. They try to know things around them and are the

first to be aware of the new technologies. They enjoy competition and they

never settle for something less then best. They are trustworthy as long as

they have work and happy and they have somebody in the management to

care of them. But when things go bad the Scorpios can never be trusted,

better to lay him off right away if you think he is playing bad.

Sagittarius - November 22 - December 21

The learned Software professional. They learn more than what is required in

this field and are the most adaptable folks. They really care little for any

project plans and know how to get it changed. Their main desire is freedom in

whatever they do. Given a free hand, they do best. They are less co-operative

in groups and tend to be very pushy. They talk too much before they think and

always fail at critical times. They are eager in getting things started and they

jump so quickly and if they fail they fail quickly too. They like one-to-one

challenges and are driven away by the group when they try blunt talk. They

come back to the group after a fight, sulking but needing. They have great

love for knowledge. They are trustworthy as long as they think that they are

learning in the current organization. They would go away in a flash if they feel

that they can learn more elsewhere.

Capricorn - December 22 - January 19

Capricorns are practical and over ambitious. The are down to earth when they

want to get things completed. They are practical, realistic, and cautious when

they schedule something. They have the highest determination for success,

they view each project as a block for their success and are less bothered

about the project itself. They can also be rigid and unforgiving when others

stand in their way. Their organizational ability combines with their diligence to

help them achieve, but they can be narrow-minded and over-critical of people

not as ambitious as they are. Capricorns would work hard and hard just for

their personal success and not for their satisfaction, which is just the

opposite in case of a Taurus. They are dependable and serious, never giving

up on their goals. Other people may see their ambition as domineering or a

reflection of egotism, but they are patient and purposeful when working

toward what they want. Sometimes they may be overly critical, even bossy,

but this is due to their strong desire to achieve their goals and not to a desire

to be rude.

Aquarius - January 20 - February 18

Hard working, and get things done just for the organization. They are very

good at group projects and form good co-ordinators. They can be opinionated,

and they work hard to bring their ideas to fruition, stubbornly refusing to give

up their causes. They get to know the technology around them and would

discuss with the people around. But since they stick to what ever they think is

right sometimes this makes them go away from the group and they keep aloof.

The are trustworthy and would stick on for a long time given the right kind of

people around them.

Pisces - February 19 - March 20

The people who are just meant to work only in group. They are selfless and do

it as you require. They most important thing to be put in them is the "focus"

since they get out doing something when they lose interest. All signs take

advantage of a Pisces for their work because they would like to make use of

his abilities. Though they are not intellectuals they are very broad minded and

good thinkers. Very trustworthy as long as they are not abused too often

Lifecycle!

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