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Showing posts with label Political Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Political Jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Monday, June 30, 2008
Laloo- The Great Detective
A policeman was testing Laloo Ji, Manmohan Ji and Atal Ji who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recogonizing a suspect, he shows Manmohan Ji a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect how would you recogonize him?”
Manmohan Ji answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he has only one eye!”
Policeman says,”Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture to Atal Ji and asks him, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
Atal Ji smiles and says, ”Ha… He’d be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course he has only one eye and ear showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ”
Extremely Frustated at this point, he shows the picture o Laloo Ji and in a very Testy voice asks, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer”
Laloo Ji looks the picture intently for a moment and says, ” The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman was surprised and dumbstruck because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his PC, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it Mr.Laloo…it’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses…good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?”
Laloo Ji replied, ”That’s very easy…he can’t wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear…:)”
Police man,”:O ?!??! :(”
To test their skills in recogonizing a suspect, he shows Manmohan Ji a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
“This is your suspect how would you recogonize him?”
Manmohan Ji answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he has only one eye!”
Policeman says,”Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture to Atal Ji and asks him, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
Atal Ji smiles and says, ”Ha… He’d be too easy to catch because he has only one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course he has only one eye and ear showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ”
Extremely Frustated at this point, he shows the picture o Laloo Ji and in a very Testy voice asks, “How would you recognize this suspect?”
He quickly adds, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer”
Laloo Ji looks the picture intently for a moment and says, ” The suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman was surprised and dumbstruck because he really doesn’t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
“Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.” He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file on his PC, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
“Wow! I can’t believe it Mr.Laloo…it’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses…good work! But how were you able to make such an astute observation?”
Laloo Ji replied, ”That’s very easy…he can’t wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear…:)”
Police man,”:O ?!??! :(”
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Friday, March 9, 2007
Monday, March 5, 2007
A Priest's last wish -- Political Joke
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy
"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton 's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator Kennedy spoke.
"Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said Kennedy.
"Amen" said Clinton
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
He motioned for his nurse to come near.
"Yes, Father?" said the nurse.
"I would really like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die." whispered the priest.
"I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.
The nurse sent the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest.
As they went to the hospital, Clinton commented to Kennedy
"I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." Kennedy couldn't help but agree.
When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand in his right hand and Clinton 's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator Kennedy spoke.
"Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."
Amen" said Kennedy.
"Amen" said Clinton
The old priest continued... "He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Bush's parrot - Hilarious!
Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you do realize that he just says the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the Parrot."
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," Cheney said. "But you do realize that he just says the words. He doesn't understand what they mean."
"That's okay," Laura replied. "Neither does the Parrot."
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